Why Us?

Why Our Shirts Aren’t Cheap (And Why That’s a Good Thing)

At Brewed Zen, we don’t do throwaway tees.
We do the kind you actually want to wear — the one that stays in rotation after laundry day.


💪 Built to Last, Not to Landfill

Our shirts aren’t stiff, boxy junk printed in some sweatshop basement. We use premium blanks made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — breathable, durable, and soft as hell. No shrink traps, no print flaking off after two washes.


🎨 Designs That Actually Mean Something

Whether it’s a bold statement, sarcastic truth bomb, or cute chaos corgi yelling “I’m a delight,” every design here says something. If you’re gonna wear it on your chest, it should stand for something — or at least make people laugh.


🧼 Printed Just for You

Every shirt is made to order — no dusty bins of misprints or waste. We only produce what gets purchased. It’s more sustainable, and yeah, it means it takes a few days longer to ship — but you get something fresh, not factory funk.


🚚 Always Free Shipping. No Minimums. No Surprises.

Our prices are real. No bait-and-switch.
$25.95 means $25.95. That’s it. We don’t tack on $6 shipping at checkout just to look cheaper upfront.


🔥 Why It’s Worth It

  • $10 tees shrink, fade, and fall apart

  • Ours don’t

  • You’ll still be wearing this shirt when those “deals” are in the trash


Wear it more. Wash it less. Love it longer. That’s a real shirt.
And that’s what we sell.