Our Back Away Slowly ceramic mug is the perfect passive-aggressive power move for your morning routine. Whether you’re sipping coffee at home, surviving coworkers in the office, or warding off morning people, this cup says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes, it’s microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and made from durable ceramic that stands up to judgmental glances and refills alike.
Perfect for:
Office humor and work-from-home sarcasm
Gifting to friends, introverts, or yourself
Daily caffeine boundaries (with class)
Let them know: back away slowly — and don’t touch your mug.
