Coffee High 'Till I Die Sticker – Caffeinated and Committed!
Tired? Sleepy? Thinking about drinking less coffee? Blasphemy! This sticker is for the true coffee warriors—the ones who treat espresso shots like life fuel and believe decaf is a personal insult.
Stick this bad boy on your laptop, water bottle, or your favorite mug (which is probably empty again) and let the world know you’re riding that caffeine high straight into the afterlife. No crash, no regrets—just vibes, energy, and a slightly concerning heart rate.
Warning: May cause baristas to take you very seriously. ☕💀
